I’ve heard two relatively prolific conspiracy theories since the death of Pop Legend Michael Jackson. First is that his death was staged in order to create an enormous comeback. Or possibly just so he could simply go away and leave all of the stressful obsessive coverage.

Second, and if either were true more likely, is that he was killed to release the rights to his library of songs. Please note, not the rights to HIS songs, the rights he owned to BEATLES songs.

That’s right, Michael Jackson owned the publishing rights to a lot of Beatles music. Have you noticed the massive influx of Beatles themes lately inc commercials? Then there was Beatles Rock Band.

Eh eh?

Anyway, I’ve seen a video a while ago that was supposedly Michael Jackson casually strolling out of an ambulance after his “death” but it was grainy as hell and frankly, it could have been anyone. Hell the video could have been Obama wandering out of the ambulance. all we know is Someone, or something, got out and walked into a door in an underground garage.

This one takes the cake though for supporting conspiracy theories.

Here’s a photo of Michael Jackson’s “last rehersal”.

Take a minute to look it over. To the casual person it seems ok right? If you’re familiar with Photoshop take a closer look at Michael himself. Still not seeing it? Pretend you’re into “guys junk” and look again. See it yet? Notice that there is no neon sign between his legs? Of course you didn’t see it you were too busy looking at Michael Jackson’s crotch you PERVERT.

Anyway, the guy in charge apparently screwed up a job any regular Something Awful poster could manage (Photoshop Phriday anyone?).

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I’ve said for a long time, insurance is just a huge “Glorified Legal Scam”.

This video doesn’t quite take that approach but it does make good points. I try to avoid going to the doctor unless I absolutely have to, or my wife bugs me about it enough. I’ve been maybe once in the last 10-15 years for any reason.

Ironically the main reason I never go is that I haven’t had real insurance in as far as I can remember and the costs are too god damn expensive.

Health Insurance isn’t quite the same as Car Insurance but when I say insurance is a “Legal Scam” it’s generally in reference to car insurance which is required by law, will do everything in their power to never pay out a dime more than they need to, if at all, and will immediately rise the rates so high anytime you make a claim that you may as well have paid out of pocket because after the deductible the costs would have still been less 6 months down the road.